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OK Go, the music video extraordinaires, has just released a brand new video of their rendition of the Muppet Show Theme Song. Sticking to their talents, it's a clever look back at a lot of OK Go's vis...

OK Go, the music video extraordinaires, has just released a brand new video of their rendition of the Muppet Show Theme Song. Sticking to their talents, it's a clever look back at a lot of OK Go's visual masterpieces and a ton of muppet humor. More »







One of the most interesting aspects of the advent of social networking is the "transcription" of our social lives into text. More than ever, our digitized world as reflected in social networking puts a high premium on being able to use written langua...

One of the most interesting aspects of the advent of social networking is the "transcription" of our social lives into text. More than ever, our digitized world as reflected in social networking puts a high premium on being able to use written language concisely. Twitter even has an automatic message that pops up if a user goes over its 140 character schema, "You'll have to be cleverer!" It seems that cleverness has become a prerequisite to interact in the modern, digital world.

While Twitter as a digital forum for natural language interaction is undoubtedly a tech innovation, the subsequent text-transcription of our social lives actually can tend toward some fairly old literary concepts. In particular, some of the literary elements hard-wired into the Tweet resemble a poetic form hailing from ancient Greece, the epigram. If technological advancement can be expressed linearly, and aesthetic styles cyclically, then it is inevitable that within a given culture the ever-turning cycles of literary style and the upward-tilted line graphs of tech innovation would intersect, which they seem to have done here.

Consider this tweet, by comedian Rob Delaney (@robdelaney), one of the funniest people on Twitter: "Got a pretty bad burn on my arm. I was putting a pie in the oven & my dad came up behind me & put a cigarette out on my arm."

Now here's an epigram by Alexander Pope, entitled "Epigram Engraved Upon the Collar of a Dog Which I Gave to His Royal Highness," "I am his Highness' dog at Kew / Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?"

Both pieces are funny, and both use different kinds of comedy. Delaney makes use of a kind of modern, taboo-inflected anti-comedy. The comedic reversal of his Tweet is based on our assumption that the "burn" he describes at the beginning of the Tweet has something to do with the pie that appears directly after it. That the burn came from a different source, as well as the fact that this source is not the kind of thing one should joke about, is where the funny happens. Pope's epigram also has several layers to it. First of all, the idea that the message is from the dog is slightly humorous. Then, the real comedic reversal is based in the suggestion that whoever is reading the dog collar is also a "dog" in relation to the real dog's royal master. Content-wise these two are very different, yet formally they are similar. They both require the use of only a short statement as a set-up, then another short statement to offer a reversal. While short forms have probably always been ideal for jokes, the Tweet and the epigram are an extreme case of this marriage of form and content.

Of course, the "first language" of Twitter, being computer code, does not really have a style—at least not a literary style. And in many ways, the textual transcription of social interaction as represented on Twitter takes after its style-less, code-based language. One of the big jokes about Twitter is that 90% of Tweets are about food, and one does notice a tendency toward this kind of relaying of information about what Twitterers are doing (or eating) at a given moment. Twitter, thus, seems in many ways tied to non-natural language, code-based tech-transcriptions, like the telegram, the primary use of which was not to socialize but to deliver messages. Then again, the other general tendency of the average Twitterer, being to make jokes and witty observations, seems more reflective of the natural language tech innovation that is unique to modern social networking.

Unlike older "transcribing" tech media, Twitter offers the possibility to merge the pragmatic characteristics of "language as code" and the stylistic elements of natural language. As natural language "rides on the back," so to speak, of computer code, so does a history of cyclical literary styles embedded within that natural language, of which short, witty forms, like epigrams, are a part.

Very funny Twitterers seem to Tweet in the spirit of the greatest practitioners of the epigrammatic form, like Alexander Pope. In his explanation for his own use of the heroic couplet form in writing his "Essay on Man," we can see a like division of language into two main characteristics, pragmatic and stylistic.

I chose verse, and even rhyme, for two reasons. The one will appear obvious; that principles, maxims, or precepts so written, both strike the reader more strongly at first, and are more easily retained by him afterwards: the other may seem odd, but is true, I found I could express them more shortly this way than in prose itself; and nothing is more certain, than that much of the force as well as grace of arguments or instructions depends on their conciseness.

Hopefully someday a masterpiece like "Essay on Man" can be written on Twitter, though the reverse chronological order of Tweets as they read in a given feed might complicate things. A philosophical work like Pope's would require continuous sequence of the Tweets as they are read down the page or screen. But a poem might work, composed so as to be read out of sequence, where the individual parts contribute to the whole, whatever order they're read in. Or maybe a Twitter novel could be written with links at the end of each Tweet, where readers could choose what happens next in the story, linking to different Twitter accounts, which all have different perspectives. What is certain is that while the formal strictures of social networking impose limitations on their texts, they also offer many possibilities for creativity.

In further comparing Twitter and epigrams, one should discern the difference between two competing ideas of Twitter, and of technology in general. It can be hard not to think of Twitter as more "technological" than epigrams. They are a newer form, written on a machine, and so it might be easy to think of them in the context of "things happening faster."

And yet Twitter doesn't actually facilitate the composition of Tweets, only the publishing of them. While Tweets may be presented to the world with a great level of speed, a human being still has to think of what to say, and the cleverness of the individual writer, rather than the technology he or she is using, determines the speed at which Tweets are actually composed. Yelling an epigram out an open window would perform the same function as Twitter, on a smaller scale. The loudness of Twitter's "yell" and the size of its "window" are much bigger, but again these are all matters of presentation, and not of the text itself. Right away, the comparison between a Tweet and an epigram reveals itself to be about the text, not what happens directly before or after the text is created; differences or similarities between the two should not be judged based on surrounding circumstances.

Given the fact that Twitter is a digital medium, while epigrams are not necessarily, there also would seem to be a difference in the level of involvement of the writer in the composition of each respective text. With the composition of a Tweet, as with that of an epigram, the writer is essentially entering into a kind of contract where he or she agrees to impose formal limitations, having significant aesthetic and didactic implications. And the difference in the writer's agency would seem to start around the time these limitations come to bear upon the text.

To illustrate the difference of authorial agency, it may be helpful to imagine a narrative about how an epigram and a Tweet are created, respectively. With epigrams, we would probably imagine a writer deciding to enforce the epigrammatic form upon his or her ideas before sitting down to actually write the epigram. The epigrammatist would want to bring about a certain effect, and resigns upon the epigrammatic method as the best, then proceeds on to applying that method into his or her creative process.

But do we imagine a Twitter user going through the same process? No, we imagine the Twitter-user signing up for Twitter not to impose any effect on his or her ideas but for "social" reasons. Thus we imagine the shortened form coming to the Twitterer second-hand. In other words, we imagine that the writer of the epigram has reasons that have to do with the form of the epigram itself, while the Twitter user has reasons having little to do with Twitter's shortened form. The form of a Tweet was resolved upon by someone else than the author.

Operating on the basis of these imagined narratives, the epigram would seem to give the writer much more agency. The self-imposed epigram is a self-imposed, formal discipline, while the form of the Tweet, as imposed from the outside, is more of a task-master, one which yells "Sorry, you'll need to be cleverer!" when the writer strays from the form.

Except there are a lot of questions that come along with these imagined narratives. When does composition occur? Isn't the writing of the Tweet or the epigram itself the composition, not the author's "intention" or the respective willfulness of the decision to impose formal limitations? And anyway, who cares if limitations of form are imposed from the outside, so long as they are imposed? Since the epigrammist didn't originate the epigram form, doesn't he have the same level of agency as the Twitterer?

These are all valid questions, but an even more important one concerns the idea of the epigram form being less "social" than Twitter. Really, the epigram form is extremely "social," in that it is taken on because of having read other epigrams, by writers one presumably admires. The contract one enters in writing an epigram is one within a society of other epigrammists, like Pope, who himself entered into this contract having read Greek epigrammists before him. And even the first person to ever write one probably had an inspiration from the beauty of short interjectory speech; the epigram wasn't created in a vacuum.

The point is that all language, whether written by Pope hundreds of years ago, or a Twitterer just a few minutes ago, is a community, being influenced by and influencing others within that community. The society of the epigrammist is not always as direct as Twitter, but it is certainly not as solitary an exercise as one would think right away. Not to mention the fact that, while many Twitter users join the site for social reasons, it is very possible that many do so for reasons closely associated to the formal strictures themselves. Thus, while one may imagine that Twitterers wanted the interaction and not the means of interacting, or that epigramists wanted the form and had no interest in interacting with their fellow epigrammists, neither image really holds water.

Questions of interactivity naturally follow those of authorial agency. The immediacy of Twitter's interactivity has to do with the fact that it has a reply button built in to the Tweet form itself. The Twitterer writes a Tweet, and anyone can push "reply" and send a response to the original—anyone not "blocked," that is. And yet, many writers have written their works in response to each other. In fact, Voltaire wrote Candide in response to Pope's "Essay On Man," hitting the "reply" button, as it were. And of course, in a sense, all language "replies" to the language that has come before them.

The real difference between Twitter "replies" and the interactivity that occurs between epigrammists involves the author's human response to the authorial agency of either. Authorial agency may have presented false images when thinking about how a writer interacts with the world, but in terms of his or her interaction with peers, and the social respect shown between peers, these images become much truer.

For instance, imagine Alexander Pope published "Essay On Man," and then a reader wrote a letter to him telling him how much he liked the book. Now this would not be a "reply" in the same way, as if the reader had decided to write another book in epigrammatic form in response to Pope, in his honor. The letter correspondence between the reader and Pope references the original text, but it is not a formal extension of that text, really. It is a new work. Another epigram in "reply" to Pope's original text would be something more than a "reply" sent in a letter form. It would be both a formal answer, and an answer that includes that original form's creative process, part of which involved arriving at choosing said form. To reply in an epigram shows a certain level of respect and admiration. A letter is an apt medium to invoke this respect, but not so much as the kind as "replying" formally with another epigram. We see a discrepancy of form and content, where both the letter and epigrammatic "reply" show respect, but one does so while "reply"-ing both to the author and to the author's form.

But this discrepancy does not happen with Tweets, or the discrepancy manifests in a different way, because the Tweet form is enforced by someone other than the author him- or herself. On Twitter, a "reply" to an original Tweet is always, formally speaking, an organic extension of the original text, however irrelevant, however poor the quality, whatever the level of respect. Because, as we had determined above, the form is enforced by something outside the writer, any reply becomes formally relevant, if not relevant content-wise to the original Tweet. Even "trolls" or "spammers" are, within the formal strictures designed by Twitter, exercising the medium, however bad or stupid the content of their ideas might be.

And this is a real difference. Even more interestingly, it has something to do with the false differences already described. Considered alone, the differences of authorial agency between Twitter and epigrams are not very great. Same, with differences of interactivity. However, when the authorial agency of interaction between epigrammists and Twitterers are considered together, the differences cohere into something relevant.

As epigrams and Tweets interact with the world, and as they each relate within the compositional process of their writers, they are remarkably similar. The difference doesn't really show, until the "users" of each form start to talk to each other in their own language. This is the case, because social interaction between authors is a much more human exercise than sending words out into "the world," as it were. Interaction as between a writer and the world is much more abstract than between a writer and individual people within that world, it seems.




(Photo: courtesy John Creed, via My Green Lake, a Seattle area neighborhood blog.) In the Seattle neighborhood of Green Lake, a three-acre empty lot known to locals as the "Big Hole" has been reimagined as an awesome and ginormous play pit. The eyes...

(Photo: courtesy John Creed, via My Green Lake, a Seattle area neighborhood blog.)

In the Seattle neighborhood of Green Lake, a three-acre empty lot known to locals as the "Big Hole" has been reimagined as an awesome and ginormous play pit. The eyesore has been sitting there for three years. Mygreenlake.com reports:

The sign, a parody of a Seattle Department of Planning and Development land use sign, indicates that the empty lot will be used “to construct one ground level ball pit pond containing 1,200,000 cu. ft. of rainbow plastic balls.”

“Parking for for 171 bicycles, 65 unicycles, and 13 tricycles to be provided in 2 levels within the structure,” the sign reads. “Existing ramp to be converted to one 40 ft. slide.”

A map on the sign shows a trampoline, a concessions area and a “rescue claw.”

The blog post has been picked up by King5.com, and by MSNBC.




A Policy Maker's Dilemma: Preventing Terrorism or Preventing Blame (PDF), a study in Organizational Behavior and Human Decision Processes, argues that counterterrorism policy fails to address real terrorist threats because politicians and bureaucrats ...


A Policy Maker's Dilemma: Preventing Terrorism or Preventing Blame (PDF), a study in Organizational Behavior and Human Decision Processes, argues that counterterrorism policy fails to address real terrorist threats because politicians and bureaucrats perceive more risk from being punished by voters if they preside over an attack than they do in attacks arising from actual, probable sources.

Although anti-terrorism policy should be based on a normative treatment of risk that incorporates like-
lihoods of attack, policy makers’ anti-terror decisions may be influenced by the blame they expect from
failing to prevent attacks. We show that people’s anti-terror budget priorities before a perceived attack
and blame judgments after a perceived attack are associated with the attack’s severity and how upsetting
it is but largely independent of its likelihood. We also show that anti-terror budget priorities are influ-
enced by directly highlighting the likelihood of the attack, but because of outcome biases, highlighting
the attack’s prior likelihood has no influence on judgments of blame, severity, or emotion after an attack
is perceived to have occurred. Thus, because of accountability effects, we propose policy makers face a
dilemma: prevent terrorism using normative methods that incorporate the likelihood of attack or prevent
blame by preventing terrorist attacks the public find most blameworthy.

A Policy Maker's Dilemma: Preventing Terrorism or Preventing Blame (PDF)

(via Schneier)

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A short behind-the-scenes film shot by Stanley Kubrick's daughter Vivian, then 17, during the filming of The Shining. Good. Also, Jack Nicholson is one scary motherfucker. [ Comment on this story ] [ Subscribe to the comments on this sto...

A short behind-the-scenes film shot by Stanley Kubrick's daughter Vivian, then 17, during the filming of The Shining.

Good.

Also, Jack Nicholson is one scary motherfucker.

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I liked a YouTube video: DC and Ken Block present Gymkhana FOUR: The Hollywood Megamercial. GYM4 surpasses the high-production style of Gymkhana TWO with even more spectacular effects shot in the backlots of Universal Studios, California. Filmed ov...
I liked a YouTube video: DC and Ken Block present Gymkhana FOUR: The Hollywood Megamercial.
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Filmed over the course of fiv...

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This video—made by Joe Coulston—may not be as spectacular as the time-lapse video for the 5195 pieces of the special edition Falcon, but I can't resist a good Lego stop-motion clip. [Thanks Ethan!] More »







Thank you Miles Lothe for taking the whole brogramming thing to the next level by reading the entire Facebook TOS and translating it into bro-speak. This is amazing because Facebook, aside from Manpacks (yes it exists), is the most brogrammy startup ...

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Thank you Miles Lothe for taking the whole brogramming thing to the next level by reading the entire Facebook TOS and translating it into bro-speak.

This is amazing because Facebook, aside from Manpacks (yes it exists), is the most brogrammy startup on earth — Please email or IM  me if you want me to elaborate on this, because it’s late but I can totally prove it. And for those of you don’t know what a brogrammer is please check out this very very informative Quora thread or this um,  brogrammer kit.

Fun fact: Nick Schrock, a Facebook engineer, runs the very popular Brogramming page on Facebook. Also, this exists.

Bro Speak Facebook TOS translation highlights vs. Actual Facebook TOS below …

“Your privacy is very important to us. We designed our Privacy Policy to make important disclosures about how you can use Facebook to share with others and how we collect and can use your content and information.  We encourage you to read the Privacy Policy, and to use it to help make informed decisions.”

“We give lots of fucks about your privacy, so we wrote this. Read it, so you know what the fuck we’re going to do with the shit you post, so you’re not all ‘Facebook, I had no idea!’ when your shit is in our press releases.’”

“When you publish content or information using the everyone setting, it means that you are allowing everyone, including people off of Facebook, to access and use that information, and to associate it with you (i.e., your name and profile picture).”

“Sometimes when you publish things, you can share with ‘Everyone’. Just so you know, we mean everyone. Every. Fucking. One. But if they ask whose shit it is, we only tell them your full name and show the one picture. That’s it. So make it a good picture.”

“We always appreciate your feedback or other suggestions about Facebook, but you understand that we may use them without any obligation to compensate you for them (just as you have no obligation to offer them).”

“Hey, sometimes, maybe you have an idea! Fuck yeah, we love it when you have ideas. If you tell us your idea, maybe we’ll be like, ‘Hey! Great fucking idea, kid! We’re totally going to make that happen.’ We, uh, we don’t have to pay you for it, though, just like you don’t have to tell us how to improve our site, asshole. Thanks.”

“You will not tag users or send email invitations to non-users without their consent.”

“Yeah, we’ve made it super easy for you to invite your friends and to tag them in pictures and shit. So easy, you’d think we want you to invite them. You might even be tempted to do it. But don’t, unless you have their permission. Don’t email anyone an invite to Facebook until you have their permission. No, go ahead, we don’t mind if you email them to ask for permission to email them. We’ll just wait over here.”

“If you collect information from users, you will: obtain their consent, make it clear you (and not Facebook) are the one collecting their information, and post a privacy policy explaining what information you collect and how you will use it.”

“There’s a lot of information in here about a lot of people. Useful stuff, information, right? Well, you can’t have it, unless you tell everyone exactly how you’re going to use it and make sure they okay it. Who do you think you are, us?”

“You will not misrepresent your relationship with Facebook to others.”

“Don’t be telling people we’re tighter than we are. You’re just some application developer; we don’t want to find out you were trying to impress that hottie or those investors by telling them you know Mark or whatever. You don’t.”

“You give us the right to link to or frame your application, and place content, including ads, around your application.”

“Basically nothing you create is private. We can check out your content, mine your data, analyze your application and pretty much whatever else we want, for any reason at all. Yes, even to make money off of your shit. Problem?”

“You understand that we may not always identify paid services and communications as such.”

“On the other hand, we don’t have to tell you shit, either. Sometimes you’ll see something that looks like an ad, but maybe it isn’t, and you’ll be like, ‘Is that an ad, Facebook?” and we’ll be like, ‘…Good question.’”

“We can use your ads and related content and information for marketing or promotional purposes.”

“We can use your ads in our ads, like when we make ads for selling ads. We call it ADCEPTION.”

“WE TRY TO KEEP FACEBOOK UP, BUG-FREE, AND SAFE, BUT YOU USE IT AT YOUR OWN RISK. WE ARE PROVIDING FACEBOOK AS IS WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT GUARANTEE THAT FACEBOOK WILL BE SAFE OR SECURE.”

“LEGALLY WE’RE REQUIRED TO YELL THIS PART BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING IMPORTANT. THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE TELL YOU THAT WE DO OUR BEST TO NOT HAVE BROKEN SHIT BUT WE CAN’T MAKE ANY PROMISES OR GUARANTEE ANYTHING AT ALL. WE DON’T EVEN PROMISE THAT USING FACEBOOK IS SAFE SO IF YOU GET AXE-MURDERED BECAUSE OF SOME SHIT YOU DID ON FACEBOOK THAT’S NOT ON US WE TRIED TO WARN YOU WE EVEN YELLED IT. “

Read the rest here. 

Image of Brogrammer spirit animal Elliot Lynde: Quora



Company:
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Launch Date:
1/2/2004
Funding:
$2.34B

Facebook is the world’s largest social network, with over 500 million users.

Facebook was founded by Mark Zuckerberg in February 2004, initially as an exclusive network for Harvard students. It...

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[video link] Here's "The Antics Roadshow," Banksy's hour documentary on pranks and culture jamming that aired last weekend on Channel 4 in the UK. Also available in multiple parts on YouTube, sans ads. "The Antics Roadshow" (via Art of the Prank)

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Here's "The Antics Roadshow," Banksy's hour documentary on pranks and culture jamming that aired last weekend on Channel 4 in the UK. Also available in multiple parts on YouTube, sans ads. "The Antics Roadshow" (via Art of the Prank)