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Mankind Wins! Terminator Bankrupt; Skynet On the Auction Block!

Terminator: I Aint Gonna Be Back!
Terminator: I Ain't Gonna Be Back!

It's been a few months since we checked in on the great movie franchise Terminator ('Terminator' Producers Implode Just Like Their Movie Did). It seems like McG's directorial deathblow really and truly has destroyed the future menace we all thought was impossible to avoid.

It seems now that Skynet's rate-of-return after the fourth installment has fallen so low that its production company, Halcyon, can't pay back the loan it took to acquire the rights to the franchise needed to make the movie. Skynet, and all those computers that run it go on the auction block soon.

Wither not, John & Sarah Connor and Klye Reese. If Joss Whedon's offer to buy you for $10,000 doesn't satisfy the bankruptcy judge then you can always live on in the indestructable format of print: comic books!